Mast Kalandar (1991)

The lovely Roti kapada aur Rum came up with the idea of dedicating a whole week to trashy films, luckily for her, i have seen a good deal of trash and now seems like the perfect opportunity to let some of them loose

Raisaheb's (Shammi Kapoor) disapproval of his son's (Anil Dhawan) wife Sheetal (Nandita Thakur) leads to a breakdown in their communication

Years go by and Rai Saheb is missing his son, he also feels remorseful on how he had treated his son's wife. Too late for Rai Saheb though as his son is now dead, Sheetal his son's wife unable to raise their child Guddu on her own decides to leave him with Rai Saheb who's wealthy & thereby able to provide better

Upon hearing the news of his grandson arriving an overjoyed Rai Saheb is eager to pick them but his Personal assistant Prem (Prem Chopra)volunteers

Prem however has plans of his own, himself along with Raja Saheb (Amrish Puri) plan on inheriting Rai Saheb's property thus news of his Grandson arriving is bad news for them, they hire some Goondas (Henchmen) to bump them off, but unluckily for them Guddu escapes alive but the poor boy loses his mother thereby making him an orphan

Rai Saheb is disheartend at the thought of his lost grandson, he places adverts in the newspapapers, promising a substantial amount to whoever finds or knows of Guddu's whereabouts. Shankar (Dharmendra) an opportunist sees this as a chance to make a quick buck

Shankar dresses up and pretends to be the child (seriously???) while Preeti (Dimple Kapadia) pretends to be the mother

Shankar as the missing child

Preeti as the mother

But of course they fail at their attempt

Guddu later buddies up with Shankar who in turn becomes his guardian, Shankar realises he just might be the missing grandson of Rai Saheb. He takes him over to Rai saheb's house, unluckily Rai Saheb is not home & Guddu's locket which stands as proof gets left behind

When Rai Saheb out of frustration (Rai Saab what's the rush) decides to will all his property over to Prem his Personal assistant, the necklace magically falls down from the ceiling thereby giving Rai Saheb hope that his grandson is still alive

Prem and his aide Raja Saheb must now prevent Rai saheb from willing the entire estate to Guddu, even if it means killing him

Will they succeed in their venture? Watch Mast Kalandar if you dare to find out

Overall a major disappointment and complete trash is what this film was, I would have cried if I had spent my money on this dvd, luckily for me though, i rented it. The acting, editing, cinematography as well as dvd quality was BAD, if all that wasn't enough Eros had the guts to snip out the one juicy song making the film EXTRA trashy. Watch this only if you're a hardcore fan of any of the leads here, just so you can claim you've seen all their movies, otherwise this movie is pure unadulterated big Trash

Rum wants us to shame our favourite stars and it pains me Dharmendra had to be the one i shame in this film, he just looked tired and overworked and given his friendship with the director Rahul Rawail, I can only imagine he did this as a favour of sorts. Dimple Kapadia too was wasted and didn't even get the chance to do much

Shakti kapoor tries seducing Pinku

Pinku flirts with Dharmendra

Pinku in his carrot coloured mohawk

The only saving grace in this movie in my opinion is Anupam Kher, in fact he's the major reason i watched this, his character of Pinku is said to be Bollywood's first openly gay character, Amrish Puri plays his accepting father (well he sees his son flirt with men openly and never tells him off).

Of course he camps it up, but Anupham kher really nailed his performance as Pinku, well, not all gay men fall into this effeminate stereotype but Anupam kher makes it so real that i actually see some of my gay friends in him, anyway see him in all his awesomeness below

Very average Soundtrack from my favourite music directors Laxmikant Pyarelal in this one, there's the hilarious 'chor chor chor', the quite sweet 'jag ja ke soja' and the only one i really liked was a parody of 'ek do teen' with Anupam Kher trying to seduce Prem Chopra, it surely doesn't get trashier than this

Paisa Vasool Rating: 3.5/10

Nagin (1976)

What do you get when you mix a star cast with fast paced thrilling action, body morphing, catfights, great songs, dodgy special effects, cool jazzy fashions and a femme fatale. The result is a superb movie and Nagin (female Snake) proves just that, this movie is total paisa vaisool (value for money)

The film is based on the myth of snakes who are able to transform into human beings and thus we meet Vijay (Sunil Dutt) who is exploring this matter in the forests when he sees and rescues Nag (Jeetendra) from a vulture about to devour him. Nag is taken by his act of kindness and when he learns Vijay is there to learn about Snakes who are able to take the human form, Nag joyfuly tells him he is one of them and reveals himself and his partner Nagin (Reena Roy) for Vijay to see

Vijay (Sunil Dutt) out of excitement takes his skeptical and unbelieving friends ( A stellar super cast of Feroz Khan, Kabir Bedi, Anil Dhawan & Vinod Mehra) to see the Nagin who just happens to be doing her lovely snake dance after a 100 year wait to mate with her lover

Clockwise from Top Left (Kabir Bedi, Sanjay Khan, Feroz khan, Vinod Mehra & Anil Dhawan)

when her lover descends upon her in snake form, one of Vijay's friends Kiran (Anil Dhawan) shoots it thinking the snake is about to harm Nagin

Vijay scolds him telling him that wasn't just any snake, but her lover, they try to look for the snake to prevent the female lover finding it, they're unsuccessful and when Nagin finds her husband Nag (Jeetendra) the killers are revealed through his photographic eyes, the Nagin then plots to avenge his death by killing them all


Man No.1 on Nagin's list is Kiran (Anil Dhawan) and she charms her way into his hands giving him a sob story, stupid Kiran is taken by her sob story and charm, he takes her home to have a one night stand with her. When they get home she turns the fierceness on and kills him


i love the way their faces go blue when she kills them

Next on her list is Man No.2 Rajesh (Vinod Mehra) she morphs into his girlfriend and then kills him


Upon Rajesh's death his friends are worried and they visit a Healer (Prem Nath) who gives them charms for their protection


Lucky charm

Next on Nagin's list is Man No.3 Uday (Kabir Bedi) This one proves tricky for Nagin as Rajesh has the protecting charm around his neck, but the fierce Nagin cuns him through Morphing into Prema Narayan. After a failed attempt to poison his alcohol she then employs Ranjeet, who grabs the chain from him during a fight, at which she launches her attack


Ranjeet the hot villain

On and on she goes and we are treated to more body morphing, a superb catfight, jazzy 70's outfits, highly venomous snakes, flying snakes and lots of thrilling moments

Snappy '70's Jumpsuit

Who knew snake venom is blue in colour


Will any of the men survive her wrath? Watch Nagin to find out

This is one of the first bollywood films i watched as a kid and the rest as they say is history, Nagin was crazily popular in lots of African countries including Nigeria. What made it popular i believe was the superb storyline, the acting and the great songs. The dodgy special effects (see below), is the only negative thing i'll say of the film, but then it was 1976 when high tech devices wasn't available to most bollywood producers, the direction is on point and there is never a dull moment in this amazing thriller



For the Human to snake transformation the images were shrunk to a very little size and then elongated to snake length

Another great thing about this film is the fierceness Reena Roy brought to the role of Nagin so much attitude, spunkiness and Fierceness in the very sense of the word no actress could have played the role better

Although she's mad with anger about her lover's death, we also see her sad, tearful side which i thought was amazing.

An excellent point the blogger Indiequill notes about this movie is that "during the whole Amitabh Bachchan Angry Young man image which was prevalent in the 1970's, slap bang in the middle comes Nagin proving female animals know better" or as it were know how to bite as well

Below is my Reena Roy picture galore, i love her so much, i couldn't stop taking screen caps

Rekha had a small role but she gives a great performance,I really enjoyed her catfight with Reena Roy(see below)

Watch it below

also having small roles were Yogeeta Bali and Mumtaz

Mumtaz

Yogeeta Bali

The music showcases Laxmikant Pyarelal at their very best, the fun playful "Tera Mera Tera Mera" the tender love song "Tere mere yaarane", a mellow number 'tere ishq ka mujh pe' sang by Asha Bhosle and Mohammed Rafi but my favourite has to be Tere sang pyar mein, the love song between the two snake lovers, two versions are in this movie, one a duet by Lata Mangeshkar & Mahendra Kapoor and a solo with Lata Mangeshkar which features the dancing Nagin at her curviest, fuller self, enjoying every bit of her body (see below)


Total score: 8/10 (Colourful fast paced thriller)

This is definitely one to get on dvd, its also available on youtube with English Subtitles in 16 parts
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A new version of Nagin called Hisss with Mallika Sherawat as the vengeful snake has been made by Jennifer Lynch which is due out later this year (see trailer below). As its the year 2009 and with all the Cgi help available, Nagin gets creepier and scarier and its one of the fims i can't wait to watch this year